Friday, June 14, 2002

TUNEBLOCK!™ Those irrascible Brunching Shuttlecocks have the scoop on this bold new solution in the war to protect the rights of artists whose songs are "illegally hummed in public and strummed in dorm rooms":

Starting in a very short while, all new music published by RIAA members will feature TuneBlock™, a method whereby special harmonics included in the songs will erase all memory of the melody, chords, and words from your mind shortly after you hear it, leaving nothing but a pleasant sensation of having enjoyed something.

Think of it. Every musical experience will be like the first time. Every track will be exciting and new. And you'll never have a song stuck in your head again.

We're the RIAA: Shut Up and Listen !


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