Friday, May 17, 2002

EAT YOUR PROTEIN PILL: What I always liked about The Future was that I'd get to eat "food pills" instead of fresh vegetables. Lima Beans? Bleccchhh! But serve it in a form that I could wash down with a single gulp of Hawaiian Punch, and maybe I'd actually look forward to eating my beans.

So, now that we're IN the future, and Food Pills are a reality, all I want to know is this: Why hasn't the Pill Splitter been adopted as the primary utensil at every well-set table?

The Brunching Shuttlecocks rate The Future here.


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