Thursday, May 09, 2002

EMOTICON BOMBER FOILED: "[Luke] Helder told authorities he was planting pipe bombs in a pattern to show a happy face during his spree."

The question is, what should we rush to ban, to prevent anyone from being inspired to commit such a dastardly deed in the future? Should we, as a nation, rise up and demand that AOL Messenger disable its emoticon feature? Or should 20th Century Fox immediately recall all 3.5 million home video copies of Fight Club, which I'll go out on a limb and guess was Helder's favorite movie of all time?

Mischief. Mayhem. Soap. ;-)


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