Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, presently scheduled to open nationwide on December 18, is apparently previewing at the Midway Theater in Forest Hills, Queens almost five weeks in advance -- this Friday, November 15. If this Moviefone link is legit, I've got my reservations right now.

If you don't happen to live in or around Forest Hills, I suggest you scour your local listings and see if there's a sneak-preview near you. Assuming, of course, that early-viewing bragging rights are important to you, fanboy.

(Of course, the early listing could be a mistake. We'll soon see...)

UPDATE: MOVIEFONE LIED! They committed an a egregious "typo." There is no preview. Sorry.