AND THE SURVEY SAYS... From the mailbag (thanks, favorite brother!):

The U.N. conducted a worldwide survey last month. The only question asked was this: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a HUGE failure:

• In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

• In Eastern Europe they didn't now what "honest" meant.

• In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

• In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

• In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

• In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

• And in the U.S.A. they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.